It's a brand-new position. We need someone to walk the plants. Genetic Engineering
April 13, 2018
April 17, 2018
If they don’t get their exercise, they tear up the furniture.
Don’t let the dogwood and horehound near the pussy-willows…
Be forewarned: If you get near a dog, the plants all like to cluster around it and hose it down with their roots.
And keep them away from cats. The catnip has a bite to it.
The pay is planter peanuts.
Especially Audrey II
Lio would love this job.
And avoid being eaten.
So this is how Triffids were created: “http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triffid”
Run, do not walk to the nearest exit.
Make sure their roots are wiped off after walking in the rain - wouldn’t want them to get dirty.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
If they don’t get their exercise, they tear up the furniture.
Don’t let the dogwood and horehound near the pussy-willows…
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Be forewarned: If you get near a dog, the plants all like to cluster around it and hose it down with their roots.
TheMonsterX over 14 years ago
And keep them away from cats. The catnip has a bite to it.
*Space Madness at The Station* over 14 years ago
The pay is planter peanuts.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 14 years ago
Especially Audrey II
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Lio would love this job.
poohbear8192 over 14 years ago
And avoid being eaten.
chromosome Premium Member over 14 years ago
So this is how Triffids were created: “http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triffid”
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Run, do not walk to the nearest exit.
lisa4romMpls over 14 years ago
Make sure their roots are wiped off after walking in the rain - wouldn’t want them to get dirty.