Man: What’s for afters?
Waiter: Well there’s rat cake … rat sorbet … rat pudding … or strawberry tart.
Man:Strawberry tart?!?Waiter: Well, it’s got some rat in it.
Man: How much?
Waiter: Three. Rather a lot, really.
Man: Well, I’ll have a slice without so much rat in it.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
The bad news is that you’ll soon be eating chicken-fried rodent; the good news is that your meal will be fresh.
Edcole1961 over 14 years ago
I hope they don’t slip him a Mickey.
myming over 14 years ago
OMG…
cdward over 14 years ago
Mmmm. Tastes like chicken.
Edcole1961, good one!
tomtweit over 14 years ago
Rattatooie, made with real rat! It’s hard to get good ingredients these days.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
FishStix - That’s why they call them gags.
jpozenel over 14 years ago
That’s a beauty he’s got there in the pan. I’ve heard the skins make great slippers.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Man: What’s for afters? Waiter: Well there’s rat cake … rat sorbet … rat pudding … or strawberry tart. Man: Strawberry tart?!? Waiter: Well, it’s got some rat in it. Man: How much? Waiter: Three. Rather a lot, really. Man: Well, I’ll have a slice without so much rat in it.
battison Premium Member over 14 years ago
gag — aaagh!
Bargrove over 14 years ago
Then there is rat on a stick.
saltyftw over 14 years ago
RAT ON A STICK YUMMY! THERE’S NOT ENOUGH MEAT ON STICK’S THESE DAYS.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
For dessert? Chocolate mouse.
old_MK over 14 years ago
@saltyfw - that is SO true!!!