Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 07, 2020

Small panel: Just don’t leave any “skid marks”. Large panel: “Jacked up” prices.

Remember “Left”. Bathrooms are on the right. Well, maybe you need them too.

What a drag

On the plus side, you can still park it if your garage door gets stuck open a few feet from the sill. Just push it in.

I once had a Bradley GTII (kit car) that I could drive under the gate for a parking lot…

THIS is a low rider: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abz91T4dfQM

like bikinis… the less material the higher the price. (also apparently, fancy restaurants, but since i don’t go to those I can’t speak from experience)

A glorified Power Wheels set.

They build them that way to try to prevent old men from buying them – spoils the ‘cool car’ factor when you see a wrinkly old driver.

Of course, there’s a lot more overhead.

Besides being expensive, most beautiful exotic cars require the driver to be a contortionist.

Small: If he can’t fill out these 10 forms, we can’t treat him.