Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 30, 2020

They have real “crust” as jurors.

He still gets 2 years but with a free garlic bread.

No twit….you have it all wrong….

Never could figure out why lowlifes rob pizza deliver guys. I mean, how much money do those guys carry, anyway? Can’t be much!

My college roommate mugged a pizza guy for the pizza, and then lost it running away with it

So glad I had gone home for the weekend and missed the whole adventure

I’ve always wondered why is it when the jury is brought back into the room the judge says something like-" I understand the jury has reached a verdict?" He knows they have!!

First, we’ll hear the victim impact statement from the guy who ordered the pizza.

Sure, Kim Foxx will let him go, it’s only the fortieth time he did it.

No, we realize you were milking this jury duty thing for all that money you’re making.

Interesting idea. Let me go cite check that and get back to you.

Were you in the delivery area?

Would that be the Domino Affect?