Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 17, 2020

He is really “battling” major delusions.

Speak for yourself.

Try using upper cuts.

Smile for the cameras.

It’s true. Getting beat up is pretty fun.

We’re just here for a few laughs.

Fun?

At least their shoes match their shorts.

(Screaming ) “What wrong with you? Don’t you wanta win this? Now get back in there!”

Wonder how many girl friends have started fights, “You think you’re tough, well f.. you.”

Seems like a short-term plan.

Good advice for any stressful job. Remember only 50% can win (in two-person competitions). The rest have to chalk it up to experience. America has always overemphasized “the winner”. In truth, the U.S. (like all other countries) is a nation of “losers”, who are the majority. Have some respect for the runner-up. :)

Try to roll with the first punch and then lay down and play dead.

Yeah, just think of the paycheck I’ll be getting.

Remember: There’s no hitting below the belt! Try to reach higher!!

Maybe low blows and tripping. The belly button is almost beyond reach. Other than that leave those dreams to your manager.

i’m sure he’ll do a bang up job…

Looks like Bernie’s advice to Biden before he debates Trump.