Sick people stockpile guns. Sick in their souls and probably sick in their heads. Note that I am not referring to legitimate collectors of guns for display. I am referring to those who think the gub’ment is coming for their guns and gotta get ready for the coming war.
You should talk to the current administration and tell them you’ll help them pull off a massive weapons sting operation – call it Fast and Furious II. They’ll love it and you’ll have more guns than you can count. :P
Speak to your mom about yelling at your dad all your early life. Put it all together, then go amass a stockpile of blowup dolls. Worked for the former “president.” It’ll work for you.
Just ask ANY of your local ‘right-wing NUTJOBS,’ who seem so afraid of their shaodws, that they have to strap on multiple guns, just to get a cup of coffee.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 3 years ago
“Fire” this guy, get a financial advisor.
Superfrog over 3 years ago
Would you like to join our Gun of the Month Club?
Leojim over 3 years ago
Right about now, good luck with that! You had better have a boatload of money to get very little. Either that or know the criminal element.
whahoppened over 3 years ago
I suppose you want them in working order?
Imagine over 3 years ago
A stock broker perhaps?
Qiset over 3 years ago
Great investment. I’ve got a couple that have gone up 300% in ten years.
abucksworth Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oh yeah. This is funny.
Egrayjames over 3 years ago
Get them now while you can! Keep your guns close and your ammo closer!
cdward over 3 years ago
Sick people stockpile guns. Sick in their souls and probably sick in their heads. Note that I am not referring to legitimate collectors of guns for display. I am referring to those who think the gub’ment is coming for their guns and gotta get ready for the coming war.
Zev over 3 years ago
Homeland Security.
Argsnargle Premium Member over 3 years ago
Missed the boat on that, finding guns or ammunition is like trying to find toilet paper early in the pandemic.
vics_machine Premium Member over 3 years ago
We need to stockpile our guns to protect ourselves from the crazy people who are stockpiling guns.
Amirite?
guyjen2004 over 3 years ago
You should talk to the current administration and tell them you’ll help them pull off a massive weapons sting operation – call it Fast and Furious II. They’ll love it and you’ll have more guns than you can count. :P
Amra Leo over 3 years ago
I prefer edged weapons…
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 3 years ago
Speak to your mom about yelling at your dad all your early life. Put it all together, then go amass a stockpile of blowup dolls. Worked for the former “president.” It’ll work for you.
I was FRAMED!!!!!! over 3 years ago
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Oy
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
Just like the stock market, timing is every thing.
KEA over 3 years ago
not funny
j.l.farmer over 3 years ago
since he is in a gun store i would assume the guy he just asked would be the one!
drycurt over 3 years ago
Um. How many is in a stockpile? Just asking for a friend.
Bill The Nuke over 3 years ago
If you’ve got the cash you can start right there.
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
You can start in Ohio, our state government’s goal is to arm to the teeth every man, women & child with visible and concealed weapons.
paranormal over 3 years ago
Use our toll free number, 800-STOCKUP…
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
The ATF.
Up Your's over 3 years ago
Good one.
PuppyPapa over 3 years ago
Define “stockpile” . . .
. . . as opposed to “collection”.