Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 13, 2022

Said no squirrel, ever

Have to avoid those “gluttonous” products.

No squirrel can eat just one.

You’re not going to eat it anyway this time year. Just bury it with the rest of them in my engine compartment. It’ll be roasted by winter when you need it

Little did he know that it was a gateway peanut.

Our shed has exposed beams inside that go through a built-in shelf. An OCD squirrel has occupied the shed and filled it for the winter. The divided shelf is like bins at the supermarket: hickory nuts in one, acorns in the next, and walnuts in each of the other three.

Next thing you know, he’ll be expecting our vote.

You’re gonna deprive him of your fellowship? He’s very lonely man.

The very same scenario that has caused so many parks etc. to be overrun by geese.

next thing you know, pigeons will want a piece of the action…