Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 14, 2022

Very “boaring” procedure.

But, won’t I have to get off it to do that?

I kept my last mattress for 22 years. Yes, that was too long.

I am due to replace my mattress, but they’re so expensive!

First I’ll have to check to see how many monsters are there…..

If he’s ever deliberately made his presence known, the memory of the drip will discourage doing that again.

I still like my mattress even though it is old. It’s still comfy and I will keep it until it isn’t.

Got anything without box springs? Takes too long to dig through…

I recall seeing a “Monster Mattress Sale” being advertised. Is this what they were talking about?

I just came out of the closet, so all this is new to me. :)

It’s looking for something a little roomier, gained a lot of weight after that last kid.

The monster under the bed is buying a mattress? I thought they came with it when you bought one.

If you have an older, high-quality mattress, DON’T discard it lightly. New mattresses are garbage. I recently helped my mom replace her lumpy, nesty, but very expensive mattress that was less than ten years old, whereas my 25 year old Stearns and Foster is practically in perfect condition.