Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 19, 2023

He’d be better off with an attending “sturgeon”.

I would get the hell out of there, posthaste!!!

I’d call myself a cab and go to a different hospital quick!

Or when the surgeon gets the hiccups in the middle of an operation…

There is a joke about a fellow who sneezed while shaving. As a result he cut off his nose and when he dropped the razor he cut off his toe. After the surgery he complained to the surgeon that he sewed his toe onto his face and his nose on his foot. Now, whenever he sneezes, his shoe flies off.

Fortunately his stutter goes away when he’s singing or operating.

At-t-t least I th-th-think so.

My BIL was an eye surgeon. He said he had to have enough A.M. caffeine to make him alert but not too much to cause shakes.

when the neurosurgeon asked me I am ready before my brain surgery, I said yes but are you ready did you get a good night sleep since it was 7am

Ummm can I get a second opinion?

Porky Pig well tha tha tha that’s all folks!

I wasn’t worried until you said that, that way.

Well, NOW I’m nervous!

Patient, maybe; Doctor NO….

must be an HMO