Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 30, 2023

Dating by “proxy” dysfunctional.

Danger Will Robinson!

What a load of bricks.

Keep paddling.

Hitchhiker’s guide to hitchhiking.

That’s it! That’s him! He can only do one oar in the water because he has only one hand free because his other hand is up …

There’s one who’s elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top

There’s another one who isn’t playing with a full deck.

The lights are on but nobody’s home!

Not the sharpest tack in the drawer.

… for long walks through Walmart.

A couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.

Definitely looking in the right section…..

Better than “up-the-creek-with-no-paddle” …

The puppet sure is a judge of character.

Cobbler seeks cobbler, desperate to find solemate.

Well, they say there’s someone for everyone . . . but I’m not sure I want to meet either of the parties that particular ad brings together.

Hope he’s in shape – she lives on the 8th floor and her elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top

that’s me

HARPHFAHAHAHA