Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 15, 2023

He needs a "Pills"ner.

When someone asks how I feel I tell them that I feel with my hands!

That seems about right!

“I used to care but I take a pill for that now.”

Cannabis does both at the same time.

Yeah, mix up all the pills.

I had a oxy based pain pill after a medical procedure last month and I considered it worse than the pain. I fail to see how people can get addicted to it.

Best cartoon of the month!

“Feel More” and “Feel Normal” are not currently available.

That does sum things up.

sad truth – for too many

Protocol…start with the weak meds then increase the doses and strength! Mean while people are going broke over RX!

“how do you feel?”

“wit’ my fingers.”

Left out “most expensive” and “super expensive”.

“So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills, you know the one, Dr. Everything’ll-Be-All-Right, instead of asking him how much of your time is left, ask him how much of your mind, babe. ‘Cause in this life, things are much harder than in the afterworld. In this life, you’re on your own. And if de-elevator tries to bring you down, Go crazy!” – Prince.

I lost a girlfriend when she had a PTSD relapse and went back on what I call the “apathy drugs”.

Feel less, that’s for when you have to go to the Dentist.

“Sun down, I think it’s a shame that I start feeling better when I’m feeling no pain”Gordon Lightfoot.

“Sundown, I think it’s a shameThat I start feeling better when I’m feeling no pain”Gordon Lightfoot.

Nope nope nope! Only one color per box! And per bottle!

Less than what? Or are they anaesthetic pills?

Costco Pharmacy.