Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 05, 2024

Your “refusal” to wait cost you a “pile” of “filthy” riches.

You still made the right choice.

Which saved her the trouble of dumping you.

laughed out loud at this one, Mike!

I REALLY hate it when that happens.

Very funny. Plus I love that there is both a verbal dump and a visual example.

I worked with a lady that was going through a divorce. She won a lotto during the separation period. The lotto paid her 50,000+/- once a year. Her husband made no claims on the prize.

She would spend all her prize money in a few weeks. I think that was a clue why the divorce happened.

All she said was that on the day he dumped her she felt like she had won the lottery.

The cartoon is funny, but sanitation workers have a dirty, dangerous, thankless job and they definitely are NOT losers!

He absolutely looks green with envy!

That actually happened, and I can’t print the woman’s actual quote here. The cartoon is great.

perfect timing…

Co-worker replies: “Sounds like she was on a winning streak! Can I have her number?”

Okay… now that’s funny!

LAAAA-HOOOO

ZAAAA-HERRR!

While she may have literally won the lottery, he may have figuratively “won the lottery” – and figuratively “dodging a bullet”.

@Kilrwat- Great point and SHH! Don’t let Donald Trump hear you say that!! LOL!!

Karma hits again!

Sounds like she won twice. :)

Have you heard about the lonesome loser?

Beaten by the queen of hearts every time

Have you heard about the lonesome loser?

He’s a loser, but he still keeps on tryin’

The Little River Band

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=u63CjV9xToY

She found a way to ease the pain.

Now you’re on your way to the dump.

What? It’s National Loser Day? Why didn’t I hear about this? I feel like such a… such a…