The economic outlook for the rest of this year is quite good. Next year is in question. Every Republican/conservative president since 1929 has had a depression or recession, some had two.
The climate in the office changed because the air conditioning malfunctioned. Those things are expensive to have repaired, so someone had to be sacrificed,
it’s not you, it’s me. as a tycoon, I must fly my jets live in my estate mansion, and save the world from the weather, so in order to do that I need a scapegoat and you will be it. you eat too much beef and expend too much flatulence and can’t afford an electric vehicle so I will proclaim to the world how woke I am and how totally brain-dead I am by announcing my good deed of letting you go to SAVE THE WORLD ONCE AGAIN! Aren’t I and the other “leaders” so wonderful? And don’t forget this is for your own good and you should thank me for it. Exemployee’s response “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”
SHAKEDOWNCITY about 2 months ago
Head for the "Bar"ometer for consolations.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 2 months ago
Stormy business weather. (As opposed to Stormy Daniels—whether you are ready for that forecast or not.)
Gent about 2 months ago
Just keeps calm and blames everytheengs on climate change.
Imagine about 2 months ago
Clim ate what?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 2 months ago
“You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows!” – ‘Subterranean Homesick Blues’ by Bob Dylan.
pat sandy creator about 2 months ago
he’ll weather it…
[Traveler] Premium Member about 2 months ago
Just cut to the chase
rockyridge1977 about 2 months ago
That’s the way it always starts and you know what’s coming!!!!!
Sun about 2 months ago
How’s your Global Warming hoax treating you?
purepaul Premium Member about 2 months ago
I’m wishing there are at the least a few HR weasels included. Would be perfect for the last ones to be the weasels who orchestrated the grim show.
Dobie Premium Member about 2 months ago
Wait! He works at the Unemployment Office!
So, you’re just gonna see him on Monday, anyway!
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
That’s OK, he was only a temp.
ncorgbl about 2 months ago
The economic outlook for the rest of this year is quite good. Next year is in question. Every Republican/conservative president since 1929 has had a depression or recession, some had two.
Teto85 Premium Member about 2 months ago
The VP of his department needs a new car. After all, that Rolls already has 20,000 miles on it.
davewhamond creator about 2 months ago
He didn’t like the work environment anyway.
markkahler52 about 2 months ago
Read the room, pal….
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
He could see the writing on the wall.
Ed The Red Premium Member about 2 months ago
Headwinds. It’s always headwinds.
Chris Sherlock about 2 months ago
The climate in the office changed because the air conditioning malfunctioned. Those things are expensive to have repaired, so someone had to be sacrificed,
Saddenedby Premium Member about 2 months ago
it’s not you, it’s me. as a tycoon, I must fly my jets live in my estate mansion, and save the world from the weather, so in order to do that I need a scapegoat and you will be it. you eat too much beef and expend too much flatulence and can’t afford an electric vehicle so I will proclaim to the world how woke I am and how totally brain-dead I am by announcing my good deed of letting you go to SAVE THE WORLD ONCE AGAIN! Aren’t I and the other “leaders” so wonderful? And don’t forget this is for your own good and you should thank me for it. Exemployee’s response “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”