“Except for the people in the next room that kept complaining about the noise we were making. … if you know what I mean… heh-heh, wink wink, nudge nudge!”
On our wedding night, my wife came out of the bathroom in her nightgown. I was sitting beside the window in the hotel (true story). She said: ”Are you coming to bed?” I replied: “No! My mother said this would be the most beautiful night of my life. I want to stay up to enjoy it.” Funny … not funny!
SHAKEDOWNCITY about 6 hours ago
Wedding " Bowels".
Imagine about 5 hours ago
It was a lovely cruise…
Gent about 4 hours ago
Well after all we was pay a beeeg fortune for one night in this. Better makes the best use of it eh.
Farside99 about 3 hours ago
Hey, whatever floats your boat!
Dobie Premium Member about 2 hours ago
“Except for the people in the next room that kept complaining about the noise we were making. … if you know what I mean… heh-heh, wink wink, nudge nudge!”
pat sandy creator about 1 hour ago
they saved $ on excursions…
[Traveler] Premium Member 40 minutes ago
Aren’t a lot of honeymoons that way? Well, maybe not in today’s world.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 38 minutes ago
Imagination pays off. You saved a mint. Well until the divorce filing comes along.
HarryLime Premium Member 20 minutes ago
On our wedding night, my wife came out of the bathroom in her nightgown. I was sitting beside the window in the hotel (true story). She said: ”Are you coming to bed?” I replied: “No! My mother said this would be the most beautiful night of my life. I want to stay up to enjoy it.” Funny … not funny!
Gameguy49 Premium Member 11 minutes ago
Just married and they’re already into water sports.
Doug K 10 minutes ago
“Swimming”, Snorkeling, and Suds.