Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 14, 2006

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"Do you think Santa will ever decide to stop running a sole proprietorship and want to corporatize?" "Will Santa then follow the corporate model of streamlining costs and lay off his elvish workforce in favor of cheaper overseas labor?" "Will Santa ever get tired of overseeing his operation and want to sell off his shares to some billion-dollar corporation like Microsoft and then retire to Aruba and live off the interest?" "So Bill Gates may someday be Santa Claus?" "I'm keeping the flue closed on our chimney."