Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for April 06, 2007

Transcript:

"My unicorn horn senses trouble. Our imp friend, Puck, has fallen into the magic well. We must save him!!" "Do we? Y'know, I was never a big fan of his lyre playing. I'm gonna take a pass on this one." "But the unicorn code specifically states that we must help an imp in need." "Really? Cuz I'm looking at Clause C under Subsection Q and it states we can opt out of saving an imp if said imp annoys the heck out of you." "What?!" "You actually made a unicorn code?" "I figured you'd throw it in my face again. I wanted to be prepared."