Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for March 15, 2009

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Cow says, "Last St. Patrick's day, we got ina little bit of hot water for torturing a leprechaun." Cow says, "We were trying to make some kind of political statement, social commentary, what have you. Point is, it was misguided." Billy says, "So this year, in order to make amends and foster goodwill toward our tiny, clovery friends, we're promoting: "take a leprechaun to work day." Cow says, "Rahter than catching a leprechaun and demanding his gold, take him to work with you and show him how you earn your "gold." Billy says, "exactly." Billy says, "And look, they're even small enough to fit in this over-sized briefcase." Cow says, "You stuffed him in a briefcase?!" Billy says, "He kept running away." Cow says, "Did you drill any air holes?" Billy says, "Leprechains are magic, they don't need..." cow says, "Start CPR now." Billy says, "Can't we just get a new one?"