Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for May 11, 2015

Transcript:

"We just got a letter from the syndicate. We've been canceled." "What?!" "Apparently, we were focus grouped, and people want a comic strip that is 'cuter' and 'cuddlier' and does not contain any subject matter that is 'upsetting.'" "Wow, and I was this close to introducing a flying gerbil into our comic. What's cuter and cuddlier than that?" "Is that him?" "No, I thought we'd test this on a dead field mouse first."