Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for April 05, 2021
April 02, 2021
April 06, 2021
Transcript:
"If God plays a role in our everyday lives, how does he determine who's rich and who's poor, who's sick and who's 100 percent healthy?" "Darts. Everybody on earth has a dartboard with their name on it in heaven. Each dartboard has a bunch of destiny categories on it. Then God closes his eyes and whips darts at the board to determine everyone's future." "Y'see, these decisions are tough and God doesn't want to play favorites. Throwing darts is the only way to be fair." "God created man so he could play darts?" "God loves darts."
Strod over 3 years ago
I does explain a lot…
Doctor Toon over 3 years ago
Einstein may have said that God doesn’t play dice with the universe, but he did not mention darts
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Sure, takes away all responsible for his decisions and yours.
anomaly over 3 years ago
That would solve the Problem of Evil all right.
winston5610 over 3 years ago
Makes sense, After all, Einstein told us God doesn’t play dice….