Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for June 26, 2020

Expectations vs. reality

To quote Dennis the Menace “It’s like Christmas and you open the biggest present and it’s something you wear.”

She fell for it!

Child versus provider. If it’s a choice between you having new red shoes, and me having my bottle of red wine, you’re just going to have to get used to walking barefoot until you get your own job.

Always disappointed.

I can’t believe mom fell for the “We HAD to wade through the lava flow otherwise the alligators would have gotten us.” angle

I had some Karl Malone Catapults that I was quite fond of.

Back in my high school years, Converse All Stars were the order of the day. My father drove all over St. Louis looking for a pair of: orange with black stars – in suede!

And that’s what you get

Years ago a buddy of mine bought his wife a new Lincoln as a surprise. He arranged to pick it up while she was out of town. It was Royal Blue. When he picked her up at the airport, she asked where the car was. when he showed her the new Continental, her only comment was its not black.

yes the arc might be happening

LOL GORDANS?

More like the rip off brand of jordans

Every time I see this comic, I think Bill Watterson is the one drawing it.

If I said something like that after not getting exactly what I wanted, my mom would scold me big time