Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for August 31, 2021

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 3 years ago

    I, too, was always picked last for games. But that was YEARS ago. Ha! Ha! I’m over it, of course! Why would anyone still be carrying that around aaahhh ha ha ha

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    Can't Sleep  over 3 years ago

    Muuwa-ha-ha! Laugh at ME, will you? Well I’ll… Uh. Nothing. Nothing at all… We all have those moments.

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    Ellis97  over 3 years ago

    Are you gonna chase him or not?

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    Znox11  over 3 years ago

    Sounds like the start of a Super Villain back story.

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    VanLaser  over 3 years ago
    I hope so for your sake, Commander. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.”
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    Ida No  over 3 years ago

    Everyone else: “You’re still playing that children’s game? We’ve moved on to picking Best Actor and Best Actress. And you ain’t either of those.”

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    Choosing sides a cruel tradition, replaced by the overcompensating, “keep no score” and participation trophies.

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    Nougat  over 3 years ago

    Walk up to the Fifth Graders. I dare ya

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