Sometimes, as disaster happens, I tell myself, “This’ll sound funny when I tell it.” Recently missed a flight because I hadn’t adjusted my watch to new time zone. As I spent the night sitting up in an airport I told myself that several times. It only helps a little at the moment – but does make a good story when I tell the long version.
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
I reckon Mrs. Wallace never laughed at anything Mr. Wallace does comedic.
mccollunsky almost 2 years ago
Cooking is messy business
danketaz Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Um… mayhaps she’s amazed at how spotlessly clean it suddenly is?
Ida No almost 2 years ago
“Did someone order pizza?”
LawrenceS almost 2 years ago
Sometimes, as disaster happens, I tell myself, “This’ll sound funny when I tell it.” Recently missed a flight because I hadn’t adjusted my watch to new time zone. As I spent the night sitting up in an airport I told myself that several times. It only helps a little at the moment – but does make a good story when I tell the long version.
Can't Sleep almost 2 years ago
Oh, I love this!
Ellis97 almost 2 years ago
They did what they could.
LEOKEV almost 2 years ago
Somebody needs to clean the fan, because impact has been made!
skeletron (prime) almost 2 years ago
ooooh he’s in trouble
Gym Sock Nose Guy almost 2 years ago
“Dinosaurs, Donna. At least 12 feet tall. They wrecked the whole place.”
#spongebobfan almost 2 years ago
Bruh she just said that doy
kaffekup almost 2 years ago
How about, “The boys were playing while we were cooking.” Honesty is the best policy.
6turtle9 almost 2 years ago
Looks like it’s a mashed potatoe kind of Thanksgiving, since that’s the only thing that turned out good.
SquidGamerGal 11 months ago
Ooh… That’s a week on the couch for you, Gene. And let’s not forget the sweet sound of “TOLD YOU SO”!