Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for August 12, 2023

Prove her wrong, then, Kevin!

200,000 a minute.

Probably for the best, since I don’t think you have that much money, Kevin.

Yeah, I don’t see that happening anytime soon, Kev.

Mom: “Yup. I’d just be happy if you’d pick up after yourself.”

It’s probably going to take him longer than five minutes to figure that one out.

work problems I’ve heard of, first sleep problem

That’ll be the day, Kevin.

“Give me five more minutes,” he begs, holding up his four fingered hand.

How much per second?

$3333.33333333….

I would be surprised too.

In a 4-fingered world, you’d think they’d use 4 more.I’ll you there at 8 after! Give me a high four!

If he could cough up a million bucks she could quit work and home-school him.

Why is Kevin’s forehead always brown now? It looks weird.

As if he will ever have a million dollars and I doubt his mom will take an IOU.

dang! I was gonna say that….

Threaten me again kid, make my day. LOL

Morning rule: no accounting before coffee!

future convenience store clerk

I love her. Our parenting styles pretty much matched.

$200K. Too easy. Gimme something harder. (I am the math nerd in my school)