Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for September 21, 2023

Do I even want to know?

What did he do? Lol

Maybe the Old Spice is past its expiration date.

“The kitchen’s on fire!”

“No, wait! Sign this first!”

Bathroom, kitchen or bedroom?

What did Kevin do this time?

What crimes have you committed this time, you little hooligan?

“But I saw a tiktok video that said I could charge your cell phone in the microwave”

Another clever Kevin ploy foiled.

He should have started with the signature. Maybe she wouldn’t have read the fine print.

That’s what happens when you don’t close the deal fast enough.

Smells like a budding contract lawyer. Be proud mom!

Heating up something or something dead or excrement

This one is SCENT-sational.

Good thing she’s a nurse.

I dunno when I heard OMG as a child. I started running… lol

Reminds me of the “Dad, would you still love me if I did something bad?” comic from Calvin and Hobbes.