Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for September 11, 2024

Dream on.

That’s mean lol

Kevin, the last substitute teacher you got was a goblin that made you and Mile switch bodies remember? You want to risk going through that again?

No more comments are necessary!!! hvallalkozo hit a grand slam…

That sort of diagnosis gets back to the teacher pretty quickly. Not that she plans to let you know she knows.

I think she’s heard everything , not much can shock her, mostly.

There’s having a learning disorder, and there’s being a bad student. The two don’t always coincide.

It doesn’t explain away your smart mouth, Kevin.

Kevin… Have you forgotten what happen the last you’ve had a sub? The next one might turn you into a… GIRL!! Duh, duh, DUH!! Although, considering how you normally behave, that might actually be an improvement!

Leave it to Kevin to weaponize dyslexia.

Using his disability against an authority figure as part of a an evil scheme? Classic Kevin.

Easily the best strip in the business right now: story, art, characters. Keep on.

Ms. Campbell: “Show me a doctor’s note that’s not written in crayon this time, Kevin.”

Kev you may be dyslexic, but it sure hasn’t stopped your wishful thinking, has it?

My rookie third grade teacher had a nervous breakdown. I swear it had nothing to do with me. I was doing my homework I didn’t feel like doing the night before, while all the other kids had their heads down on their desks, while she. . . . I can’t remember what happened. I’m not sure about the timeline, just that she didn’t last a week.

Chances are she already knows.

What you May lack in one area you make up in another! It’s a gift.

Careful what you wish for Kevin; she may just decide that you need even more of her “help”.

Should you get a substitute, it could be harder on you than your regular teacher is.