Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for September 14, 2023

I’m worried about Grandma’s wet feet. Those fuzzy slippers might disintegrate.

Grandma, I’m going to be late for school and mom will have a fit if I ruin my perfect attendance so far this year.

This is the kind of conversation that would actually have happened when I was a kid. But now, there are no conversations; only occasional insults from the safety of the internet.

That innocent smile on Cindy’s face makes me wonder what she’s up to.

Nice to live long enough to have “history”.

Reminds me of my job at the post office. A realization that some of the new hires were born after I started working there was one of the factors that made me decide to retire.

Amy Jo Johnson, the pink Power Ranger?!

“Oh yeah. The little Johnson girl. I remember her because of her unusual surname.”

Now it’s clear to me why no one ever rides Ed’s bus.

Cindy, you can go back into the house now. The school day is over.

So we know that Ed has been a complete ahole to the kids/families on his route for at least 3 decades. And he still has a job.

Yes, Mr. Crankshaft is such a nice man.

GOD Bless America! HIS Eagle Will Soar Again!

Ahhhhh. How cute. And maybe a new interest for Crankshaft……

Crankshaft is internaly visibly soiling himself in terror when he realized that the grandma is the mother of the little johnson girl

Time space continuum Crankshaft Stayed the same, Mother of daughter who rode the bus, grew older than than Crankshaft

Don’t you think they should get on the bus out of the rain? DUH!

Haha! (＾▽＾)