To borrow from (unfortunately) Woody Allen, will somebody please walk into the restaurant and smack them all with a large sock filled with horse manure?
Mind-duh disapproves? At long last she shows some brains, and that means. . . oh, my. Don’t let the others tell you to investigate the strange sounds in the basement, Expendable Blonde character!
Meanwhile back in Centerville, ghost dead Eugene-O-The-Wisp’s undead rotting corpse is slowly rowing the hovering the rickety old boat through the air, heading for The Village BooksWitch. As the ominous music is gets louder and louder! Wakes up old Lizard. For the ghost of dead Eugene is here for revenge! Lizard Lil screams but ain’t nobody is come for rescue. The ghost of dead Eugene is ties a rusty old anchor around the old Lizard and slowly rows back through the air towards the eerie lake and drags the screaming lizard to the bottom of the lake! How’s that for a scary story? It’s called storytelling.
You know, I would be VERY uncomfortable having some guy hanging around like that and I didn’t know who they were. I’d be telling him to take off the boxes or leave. At this point it’s just unsettling.
J.J. O'Malley about 6 hours ago
To borrow from (unfortunately) Woody Allen, will somebody please walk into the restaurant and smack them all with a large sock filled with horse manure?
Bill Thompson about 6 hours ago
Mopey Pete should be in a pine box.
Bill Thompson about 6 hours ago
Mind-duh disapproves? At long last she shows some brains, and that means. . . oh, my. Don’t let the others tell you to investigate the strange sounds in the basement, Expendable Blonde character!
Argythree about 5 hours ago
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Gent about 3 hours ago
Meanwhile back in Centerville, ghost dead Eugene-O-The-Wisp’s undead rotting corpse is slowly rowing the hovering the rickety old boat through the air, heading for The Village BooksWitch. As the ominous music is gets louder and louder! Wakes up old Lizard. For the ghost of dead Eugene is here for revenge! Lizard Lil screams but ain’t nobody is come for rescue. The ghost of dead Eugene is ties a rusty old anchor around the old Lizard and slowly rows back through the air towards the eerie lake and drags the screaming lizard to the bottom of the lake! How’s that for a scary story? It’s called storytelling.
sueb1863 about 1 hour ago
You know, I would be VERY uncomfortable having some guy hanging around like that and I didn’t know who they were. I’d be telling him to take off the boxes or leave. At this point it’s just unsettling.
workjobb Premium Member about 1 hour ago
What happens when the pizza box guy has to go to the bathroom?
mn4nu 31 minutes ago
Mopey Pete is looking especially punchable today.
bjballard1 3 minutes ago
Do we even know who is in the boxes?