Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 23, 2007
December 22, 2007
December 24, 2007
Transcript:
Mom: Should we get a photo of them on Santa's lap? Dad: I guess. Petey: I'm not going to actually sit on his lap. Dad: There's a Precious Memory Package with 25 photo cards, 20 8 x 10s... Petey: I'll stand to one side with an air of quiet reserve. Mom: Take off your hat, Alice. Alice: NO. Dad: Six photo mugs, six photo magnets, five photo ornaments, four photo beer koozies, a photo mousepad... Mom: Alice. Alice: No. I like the hat ON. Santa's wearing his hat. Dad: All for $49.95. Mom: Your turn, kids! Smile big! Alice: HEY! Mom: Aw, look! Grandma will love these! Dad: Dibs on a beer koozie. Petey: If you'd gotten the Precious Memory Deluxe Package, Grandma would get a tattoo. Alice: HUMPH.
Me_Again about 14 years ago
I don’t ever remember actually sitting on Santa’s lap for a photograph. I usually stood up (as far as I can recall).
horsie825 almost 14 years ago
Santa looks evil.
Dani Rice almost 9 years ago
Someplace around here I have a picture of a little boy at church looking absolutely furious at having to sit on Santa’s knee, with his sister on the other knee, grinning smugly. She knew that photo was going to be around a long time.
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
I could see Grandma getting a tattoo. I’ll bet she already has a deviled egg tattooed on her ankle; or at least it was a deviled egg. Now it looks more like prune.