Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 24, 2011
Transcript:
Alice: Hey, Daddy! Know what would be funny? Dad: What? Alice: When we get to Blisshaven, instead of parking the car and walking in, we drive the car right inside the school! You could drive right in the door and go all over the room! And then do some donuts around Miss Bliss! Then I could jump out and everyone would clap and cheer! Dad: Okay! Let's do it! Alice: REALLY? Dad: Sure! Your friends will think this is a clown car and you're Queen of the Clowns! There's Blisshaven! Here we go! Alice: No! Stop! It wouldn't be that funny. Just so we're clear, nobody here thinks I'm Queen of the Clowns, right? Dill: Uh-oh, it's one of those days.
Her shoes are no way big enough for her to be Queen of the Clowns.