Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 05, 2012
December 04, 2012
December 06, 2012
Transcript:
Alice: My dad drove me to school in his little tiny car. Beni: How was that? Alice: Hey, dad! Drive into the classroom and do donuts around Miss Bliss, ok? Alice: It was no fun at all.
A man pulled up next to a young girl walking home from school and said “If you get in, I’ll give you a candy bar.”The girl kept walking.Following along slowly, the man said “Come on and get in the car with me and I’ll give you two candy bars.”She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way.The man said “Get in with me and I’ll give you this whole bag of candy bars!”Finally, the girl turned and said… “Look daddy, YOU bought that stupid looking car, YOU ride in it!!!”
Peter may seem to be a party-pooper, but doing donuts in the classroom, even with his Honda-Tonka Cuisinart, could be dangerous. So, I commend Mr. Otterloop’s unacknowledged prudence and his bravery in not doing what Alice wanted!
Amazing that Alice, so small herself, perceives her father’s car as being “tiny.” They’re both small, but the car is still bigger than Alice. It’s all in the point of view.
I dunno, some Baby moon rims, glass packs,lowered to 2 tacos off the ground, some dingle balls and fuzzy dash cover and dad’s got himself a chick magnet.
BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:) almost 12 years ago
Boooo!!
BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:) almost 12 years ago
That sounds really boring, Alice
Linux0s almost 12 years ago
Dad has no sense of adventure.
pouncingtiger almost 12 years ago
Dad is a killjoy.
runar almost 12 years ago
A man pulled up next to a young girl walking home from school and said “If you get in, I’ll give you a candy bar.”The girl kept walking.Following along slowly, the man said “Come on and get in the car with me and I’ll give you two candy bars.”She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way.The man said “Get in with me and I’ll give you this whole bag of candy bars!”Finally, the girl turned and said… “Look daddy, YOU bought that stupid looking car, YOU ride in it!!!”
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Peter may seem to be a party-pooper, but doing donuts in the classroom, even with his Honda-Tonka Cuisinart, could be dangerous. So, I commend Mr. Otterloop’s unacknowledged prudence and his bravery in not doing what Alice wanted!
GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Dad obviously didn’t want to be sent to the principal’s office.
rolleg almost 12 years ago
Amazing that Alice, so small herself, perceives her father’s car as being “tiny.” They’re both small, but the car is still bigger than Alice. It’s all in the point of view.
einarbt7 almost 12 years ago
No fun at all.
J Quest almost 12 years ago
Dad’s car is too small to do “donuts”. Perhaps tomorrow he can try a few cheerios…
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
I dunno, some Baby moon rims, glass packs,lowered to 2 tacos off the ground, some dingle balls and fuzzy dash cover and dad’s got himself a chick magnet.
calvinsfriend110 almost 12 years ago
One of those block structures looks a bit weird….
mike_slmi almost 12 years ago
There is probably a sign in the classroom asking parents to not do donuts around the teachers.
Tdog123 almost 12 years ago
………….AWESOME!!
scrabblefiend almost 12 years ago
If you watch “American Pickers” on the History channel, Danielle has a tiny car that the boys bought for her. She calls it a “clown car”.