Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for August 31, 2014
Transcript:
Alice: What are you reading, Petey? Petey: "Little Neuro and the Magic Dragon." Alice: What's it about? Petey: Little Neuro is sititng in bed when a dragon sticks its head in the window. Alice: Cool! Petey: But Little Neuro's dragon allergy acts up and he sneezes all over it, so it leaves. Alice: Why doesn't the stupid dragon just eat him? Petey: Take your gory imagination and get out of my room.
I sneezed on my magic dragon too and I ended up a chemist. BEWARE BEWARE!