Kevin: Did you see what the weird new kid had for a snack- Alice: HEY! She's not the weird new kid! She's my new best friends! Alice: She has a name. It's Soapie. Sophie: SOFIE.
What parent doesn’t have fond memories of the names and words their kid used to mispronounce? I was the baby of the family. My older sister Louise was, for years, Wheeze.
Sophie—Sofie. Phonetically the same. But only one can be the true “correct spelling” of the Weird New Kid’s name. Let’s see what she says when she corrects me!
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
One phoneme off.
Don Winchester Premium Member over 9 years ago
Alice has competition for moodiness.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
What parent doesn’t have fond memories of the names and words their kid used to mispronounce? I was the baby of the family. My older sister Louise was, for years, Wheeze.
Linux0s over 9 years ago
And the weird new kid is part ninja.
GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago
Alice will never get it right.
pumaman over 9 years ago
Sofa.
magicwalnut over 9 years ago
Hey, if Viola can get away with Petey Potterpoop, Alice can call her Soapy!
JamesWJackson over 9 years ago
Last week it was “Sophie.”
Gokie5 over 9 years ago
Am . . . impelled . . . to . . . tell . . . what . . . our “Alice” said:Our “Alice”: “Hey, Mom! A boxywapper can fly!”Her mom: “That’s veh-LAHSS-ih-rap-ter!”“Alice”: “I SAID that!!”
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Sophie—Sofie. Phonetically the same. But only one can be the true “correct spelling” of the Weird New Kid’s name. Let’s see what she says when she corrects me!
BenPanced over 9 years ago
See? I told you her name was Soapie!