Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 19, 2015
Transcript:
Alice: Daddy, can you get just one Christmas decoration out while you're up in the attic? Please? Dad: Okay. One. Alice: Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Dad: Here's the first thing I could reach. Alice: What is it? Dad: I think it's a candle shaped like Santa Claus. Alice: Ha ha! It's great! It even has old Christmas tree needles stuck all over it! Dad: Don't display it where people can see it, okay?
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
Um… Peter Otterloop, Sr., sir? Isn’t that what decorations are for? To display in order to let people see?
ellisaana Premium Member about 9 years ago
We put our decorations in the attic once. Summer heat caused all the wax ones to warp.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago
She is easily pleased. Of course, she is easily displeased too.
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
Waxy Santa should do the job. Just don’t give him the needle, okay?Manic Alice is a Force of Nature to which Peter wisely capitulated before any real harm was done….
jaxxxon58 about 9 years ago
I believe he is of the group that doesn’t display Christmas decorations before your American Thanksgiving?
Flossie Mud Duck about 9 years ago
I also have some awful, ugly, misshapen tree ornaments I simply cannot seem to throw away. I dutifully hang them, but now they are on the wall side of the tree.
JBBLAW about 9 years ago
It looks like an old fuzzy apple core to me.
Peam Premium Member about 9 years ago
Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! indeed. Little pleasures!
Dani Rice about 9 years ago
I went outside a few nights ago – mind you, it isn’t even Thanksgiving – ad one o our neighbours has their lights turned on.
luvdafuneez about 9 years ago
Went to a sandwich shop for lunch yesterday, and was subjected to Chrismas music already…yeesh. :-/
route66paul about 9 years ago
Turkey makes me ill – sil’s mother got us all tomaine poisoning one year and Christmas is all stress to me, since the wife will spend the winter’s fuel and house payments on Christmas. I had to sit her down and tell her that I have lived in a vehicle before we were married and she would NOT like that, so she gets to pay all the bills – make it work with this amount of money or else – it is still very nerve racking, everything gets paid at the last minute or late for a couple of months, but now it isn’t my problem…..
denise.wolff about 9 years ago
What’s disgusting is all the stores and car dealerships having pre-Black Friday sales. Come on, guys, Black Friday is a TRADITION, just like Turkey and dressing. A lot of people live for lining up outside their store of choice at 3 or 4am in the morning. These sales pitches started about 2 weeks ago.