Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for June 25, 2018

children — even as young as a preschooler — should respect their elders

Maybe she does, from your perspective…

Embellished reality. Get into politics, Alice. And these days you don’t even have to grow up first.

Free Big Shirley ;)

Just remember Alice, you might look like Grandma someday.

Your playground friends have already forgotten what you said.

I have to agree with Alice, Grandma does look a bit like a gorilla, and isn’t Big Shirley actually a triceratops? That’ll make a good story for tomorrow, Alice.

Such a short memory Alice, for someone who was just with Grandma at Petey’s recital.

HA! You should hear how grandma describes YOU, Ms Chigger-infested Party Dress!

Grandma, I think I heard Alice asking you if she can visit with Big Shirley! Can she?

I think Alice thinks her Grandma looks COOL! Anyone who wants her eyeballs to come out on stalks would love the idea of ape arms.