Jimmy Fretwork is that kind of rare person who is cursed with a power to destroy things even as he “fixes” them. He doesn’t get hurt by them like Milo Murphy & Calamity Jane would. So he fixes the water fountain then inexplicably a sink hole forms in its place. Joe Btfsplk is another one. Only he just has to walk anywhere for something unpleasant to happen. (It is suspected that these people have a peculiar frequency to their aura that causes the laws of chance to teeter into the negative. So there are others that do the opposite so there is a kind of balance. Genetics or something larger like morphic resonance?)
Lucy Rudy about 5 years ago
Does her teacher own the school? Why would they let that moron touch anything?!
posse1 Premium Member about 5 years ago
I bet he’s called “Fret” for short.
Auntie Socialist about 5 years ago
He’s a piece of work… just like all of his projects
Plumbob Wilson about 5 years ago
He needs to attend Gary Larsen’s School for The Mechanically Declined (one of my favorite Far Sides).
well-i-never about 5 years ago
I think they had a song for people like him on Hee Haw.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 5 years ago
Politician in the making, he is.
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
Timmy Fretwork does handyman work around our house, too.
I really hate that guy.
j.l.farmer about 5 years ago
he just created more things to fix so he could spend more time with Miss Blisshaven.
stamps about 5 years ago
Reminds me of Joe Btfsplk .
craigwestlake about 5 years ago
OMG! It’s the “Handyman from Hell”…
Moon57Shine about 5 years ago
“Handy” he is, he can’t keep his hands off anything.
Cornelius Noodleman about 5 years ago
I hope he’s a better banjo player than he is a handyman!
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Banjo man?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
Jimmy Fretwork is that kind of rare person who is cursed with a power to destroy things even as he “fixes” them. He doesn’t get hurt by them like Milo Murphy & Calamity Jane would. So he fixes the water fountain then inexplicably a sink hole forms in its place. Joe Btfsplk is another one. Only he just has to walk anywhere for something unpleasant to happen. (It is suspected that these people have a peculiar frequency to their aura that causes the laws of chance to teeter into the negative. So there are others that do the opposite so there is a kind of balance. Genetics or something larger like morphic resonance?)
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago
“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”
-—————————————- Red Green
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
Seems as though “Timmy Fretwork the Banjo Man” should be renamed Timmy Fretwork the Disaster Man….