I wonder if adults who uncritically accept conspiracy theories have simply never grown beyond of Alice’s level of gullibility in accepting Petey’s fabrications at face value.
My brother-in-law is a sucker for the fantasies he hears on talk radio. He’s actually become a survivalist preparing for some future cataclysm. Also fanatically against vaccines and fluoride and pro-Trump. Impossible to talk to. We’ve cut them off to stop the flood of emails promoting various lost causes.
And he’s a scientist who works for NASA! At some point he gave up on the scientific method of establishing proof. He and his fourth wife are both alcoholics, which may partially explain their peculiarities.
It’s true, you know (would Petey deceive us?). Sometimes, along about June in my part of the country, when the Big Dirty Snowpile has finally melted all away, you can find the rusted hulk of a grocery cart seized by the Sootis or articles of clothing like gloves or scarves that are all that’s left of those unwary shoppers! Be wary, friends!
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
since my hire at a grocery store, I’ve encountered no sootis (as there’s no snow at the present more; not even a little pile)
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yeah, unwary shoppers are one thing. But making off with an innocent grocery cart?! is nothing sacred?
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
They can have the carts with the bad wheels.
dwane.scoty1 almost 5 years ago
I’m sure the Dill Bros. Detonation Specialties will come up with something to neutralize the Sooties!
well-i-never almost 5 years ago
Time for “Ice cube, ice cube in the pot…”
Doctor Toon almost 5 years ago
In Northern Colorado where I live, the piles usually disappear in a week or so
We had a massive storm the week before Thanksgiving, and some of the piles from that storm have not gone completely away yet
I take my lunch in my car, watch the piles, so signs of Sootis, they must be stealthy
Erichalfbee almost 5 years ago
Infested!! It’s enough to make you itch.
cdward almost 5 years ago
Is nothing sacred?
Amra Leo almost 5 years ago
Oh, the humanity!
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
I miss riding in shopping carts. CostCo banned me.
Peam Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Oh no, not the Sootis! RUN!
erniejpdx almost 5 years ago
I wonder if adults who uncritically accept conspiracy theories have simply never grown beyond of Alice’s level of gullibility in accepting Petey’s fabrications at face value.
My brother-in-law is a sucker for the fantasies he hears on talk radio. He’s actually become a survivalist preparing for some future cataclysm. Also fanatically against vaccines and fluoride and pro-Trump. Impossible to talk to. We’ve cut them off to stop the flood of emails promoting various lost causes.
And he’s a scientist who works for NASA! At some point he gave up on the scientific method of establishing proof. He and his fourth wife are both alcoholics, which may partially explain their peculiarities.
fix-n-fly almost 5 years ago
Here he comes to save the day – mighty Dill is on his way!
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
It’s true, you know (would Petey deceive us?). Sometimes, along about June in my part of the country, when the Big Dirty Snowpile has finally melted all away, you can find the rusted hulk of a grocery cart seized by the Sootis or articles of clothing like gloves or scarves that are all that’s left of those unwary shoppers! Be wary, friends!
JC's Tales of Trails Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I wonder if Richard Thompson ever watched the movie Spirited Away.