Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 12, 2021

Too mulch!

Girls! You need the handy “MulchLoader Kid’s Backpack”! No more one handful pockets!

Check Richard’s Poor Almanac today for a peek at early Alice.

New record! Alice had a female friend for three and a half minutes!

Mulch Madness!

http://richardspooralmanac.blogspot.com/2011/05/todays-cul-de-sac-for-may-11-2011.html

Methinks she protests too mulch.

Might I suggest gravel for next time?

Mulch ado about nothing

Mulch? did she err?

People running around is 99% of soccer. The rest is falling down.

That’s sad girls. Wait longer something exciting might turns up making the soccer game lively then bore. Like maybe some clowns brought a bunch of dogs into the park and turn them loose. As everyone start running from them they discovered their pants suddenly vanished off them. They standing there in the polka dots boxers shorts smile embarrassly. Little girls was engrossed in a fit of giggles. The soccer players find a nice tall bush to hide in so they could hide their pride. All the loose dogs gone off somewhere with the clowns. They have a belly fill with people’s pants.

They need the Wedekin brothers’ trebuchet for true mulch-throwing effectiveness.

As Cyndi Lauper used to say, “girls just want to have fun.”

Sofie, all watching of soccer is a waste of time, with the possible exception of a few World Cup matches I confess to having televiewed….

Alice, I’m not even going to ask how you happen to have a pocketful of mulch….