I’m not sure which is more terrifying, being chased by a herd of lobsters or a herd of Alices. One has pinchy fingers and the other sticky fingers. On tastes great with drawn butter, the other probably smells like Limburger cheese.
I was invited to a crab feast once. The live crabs were in bushel baskets. I gave each crab a crab mallet. They were swinging them madly at anyone who tried to pick them up and put them in the cooking water. I was escorted from the picnic and asked to not return.
gbars70 over 1 year ago
Well, if nothing else, it looks like the mouth is in full recovery.
jmolay161 over 1 year ago
Alice may need to be put into a tank of some sort!
mccollunsky over 1 year ago
Alice is making the grocery store sound fun or at least, less mundane.
Ivy Valory Premium Member over 1 year ago
I was a grocery clerk for 20 years and a wonderful woman would come in all the time so her little 3-year-old son could see the “yobthters.”
Cornelius Noodleman over 1 year ago
I’m too big to ride in grocery carts now…darn it.
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
The tanks in the back of the grocery store is not a pet store.
Chris over 1 year ago
sure, you can chase the people. :}
luvs books over 1 year ago
I want to play lobster round up!!!!!
flashbeegle over 1 year ago
“Noodles shaped like plumbing” is sheer genius.
diskus Premium Member over 1 year ago
Daddys Jobs are largely to say goofy things.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Give her a handful of coins and put her in front of the gum all machines.
skysoxwiz over 1 year ago
Alice already wound up on sugar……btw: ROCK lobster…..
stamps over 1 year ago
Don’t let Alice escape and chase people.
6turtle9 over 1 year ago
I’m not sure which is more terrifying, being chased by a herd of lobsters or a herd of Alices. One has pinchy fingers and the other sticky fingers. On tastes great with drawn butter, the other probably smells like Limburger cheese.
crazeekatlady over 1 year ago
I was invited to a crab feast once. The live crabs were in bushel baskets. I gave each crab a crab mallet. They were swinging them madly at anyone who tried to pick them up and put them in the cooking water. I was escorted from the picnic and asked to not return.
norphos over 1 year ago
Store used to have a lobster tank, by brother and I called it “The Petting Zoo”.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Alice is certainly perky as she rides the shopping cart around the supermarket with Mom! Yeah, she’s recovered from her brief illness….