No, Dill, you’re thinking of spaghetti.
Also, bonus points for zig-zagging the thread through the 11 sticks on your head.
Well Petey, you pooh-poohed Alice’s yelling offer, now look where you wound up (pun intended).
Maybe Petey should try hitting the soccer ball with his his head—-a big target.
Paddled, now addled. When is this going to end, Petey?
Try pickleball, and then, as a last resort—-anything that comes to mind—-Peteyball!
Wait, you mean it’s not?!
In Petey’s case he should be playing “Solitaire.”
Raise your hand if your mother ever used an old bolo paddle with which to spank you.
I’m with Dill – that’s the way I always played it…(but I hated it when my mother wanted to use it and it wasn’t for playing paddle ball, either!)
Gotta hand it to Petey, at least he is trying; it’s more than I expected. In the end though, we all know the soccer shoes shoebox will get more attention and admiration.
Let’s be clear about this: Petey is not an athlete! He is more the quiet, slow-moving, future-librarian type. But he’s still My Hero….
As Dill’s safari tour bus collides with the overfed antelope.
i bet Dill’s brothers told him that. Doesn’t Petey know that he should only wear the soccer shoes on the soccer field?
JudasPeckerwood over 1 year ago
No, Dill, you’re thinking of spaghetti.
su43dipta over 1 year ago
Also, bonus points for zig-zagging the thread through the 11 sticks on your head.
gbars70 over 1 year ago
Well Petey, you pooh-poohed Alice’s yelling offer, now look where you wound up (pun intended).
jmolay161 over 1 year ago
Maybe Petey should try hitting the soccer ball with his his head—-a big target.
jmolay161 over 1 year ago
Paddled, now addled. When is this going to end, Petey?
jmolay161 over 1 year ago
Try pickleball, and then, as a last resort—-anything that comes to mind—-Peteyball!
A.Ficionada over 1 year ago
Wait, you mean it’s not?!
basspro over 1 year ago
In Petey’s case he should be playing “Solitaire.”
Robert Wilson Premium Member over 1 year ago
Raise your hand if your mother ever used an old bolo paddle with which to spank you.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m with Dill – that’s the way I always played it…(but I hated it when my mother wanted to use it and it wasn’t for playing paddle ball, either!)
6turtle9 over 1 year ago
Gotta hand it to Petey, at least he is trying; it’s more than I expected. In the end though, we all know the soccer shoes shoebox will get more attention and admiration.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Let’s be clear about this: Petey is not an athlete! He is more the quiet, slow-moving, future-librarian type. But he’s still My Hero….
JH&Cats over 1 year ago
As Dill’s safari tour bus collides with the overfed antelope.
j.l.farmer over 1 year ago
i bet Dill’s brothers told him that. Doesn’t Petey know that he should only wear the soccer shoes on the soccer field?