Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for November 15, 2011

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    rubinocreative Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Who said, “Men can only be happy when they do not assume that the object of life is happiness”?

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    x_Tech  about 13 years ago

    Their mom, their wife?

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    frumdebang  about 13 years ago

    It is my patriotic duty as an American…

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    frumdebang  about 13 years ago

    …to match the number of…

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    frumdebang  about 13 years ago

    …afficionado’s submissions.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Felix Unger!

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    Robert Mason  about 13 years ago

    I had a boss who once cautioned my assistant never to assume anything. She said “Don’t assume, it’s makes an ass out of you.”

    He waited a couple seconds. When she didn’t say anything more he added "Don’t you mean “you” and “me”?

    “No, just "you"" she replied.

    We both had a good laugh over it later. You’d have to know this woman. The only reason she had a job was because she was married to the owner of the business.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 13 years ago

    ask not what afficionado’s submissions can do for you….ask what you can do for afficionado’s submissions

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    vldazzle  about 13 years ago

    @Tony- Don’t know who said it, but it’s true. It’s 9AM and I’ve been on here and other comics most of the morning-time to make breakfast or start my work out. I finished my 1/2 grapefruit and fed the bird.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Oh come on! You mean I’m the only one who remembers that episode of the “Odd Couple”? :-D

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    vldazzle  about 13 years ago

    Sure, Dry! I watched that show too, but my favorites were always Jeannie and Bewitched (even with Sargent) and I still watch those (and some Cheers) along with new Simpsons, Seattle, American Dad and Family Guy- all good for bedtime relaxation.

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    vldazzle  about 13 years ago

    My downstairs TiVo has over 100 Season Passes from crime shows to Dr Oz and many decorating and cooking shows, and it also burns DVDs. The bedroom one is a freebie and has a small HD. I have suggestions off on that and only save stuff that will not annoy me or initiate ideas that I have to plan stuff.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 13 years ago

    NO it didn’t start there, but the production “Felix” (Tony Randall) made of it in the courtroom, that is always how I remember it! :-D That episode was hilarious!

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