Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for November 10, 2014

Do you clean MORE when company is coming over?

MayK…. “The housekeeper , butler, footman , porter, chauffeur and maids…”

All rolled into one wife?

Nope. They take it as it comes. That goes for food too, whatever we are having, they are welcome to share.

@Tony. No, but is don’t have people over. As Quentin Crisp said, “I never do housework. After four years the dirt stops accumulating.”

I’d rather visit people and let them worry about how clean THEIR house is. haha

If you want to see me, come anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment.

Check the bathroom and make sure the cover is down, and that’s about it.

Not especially, as company is usually my family. I do extra cleaning every week now or my realtor’s Open Houses, though.

Room or hallway side doorknob?

I don’t clean unless company is coming over and they gave adequate warning.

We have four dogs and two cats in the house. “Clean at it” is more like it.

Yes when time permits. As a backup I have a sign that informs everyoneWelcome to my loose interpretation of clean.

Be thankful they’re his GVYM shorts!