Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 22, 2014

Always artificial. And none of those fads from the 60’s.

Once and for all….

Oh no! They bought the Giant People Eating Tree. It’s like a Tsunami waiting to…Aaarrrggghhh

Fake, cos I can’t find a real one that’s only 6" tall.

Bev… nyah nyah… the ornaments are permanently attached to MY tree….all six of ’em.

I do have a little string of lights that has to be put on separately…. it runs on a AA battery.

BTW that star won’t fly anyplace…it’ll embed itself in the ceiling like a ninja throwing star.

Real tree or fake tree?

Just light it up! Santa needs a beacon to the house!

Real, free range tree. If you heard gun shots and sirens around Dec. 15, that was just me getting a tree.

None. Balances my life. :) Peace.

Real, of course!

Why even have a tree if it’s a “faux” tree? Just sayin’.

Real for us, too. Last spring we planted a little on in garden – it’s the kind that only ever grows 2m high, so will be a perfect permanent Christmas tree. But right it is very small. We’ll bring some other real tree indoors, too.

It’s a real tree, made in a real factory, by real people!.And, parts of it were actually alive at one time…

As I said someplace before, fake, ’cause nobody wants to hear me sneeze nonstop!

I’d prefer real, but with just me the fake one is easier to put up and take down alone. Moxie only likes to eat the ornaments.

none.