Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 09, 2015

Like his cousin Elliott, Spork sure is one dull knife in the drawer.

Who speaks to you?

@Tony RubinoPeople, mostly.

Is chocolate a “who?”

@TonyThe voices….

Bev… yeah, usually…. but then sometimes it calls out my name from 2 rooms away.

I go rushing in, of course… in case it’s in some kind of trouble, and really needs me….but then it starts whispering again.

Around here, I do the talking. Hear that everybody? Oop; nobody’s listening.

It’s too cold to leave an animal outside, unless you live in Florida. Throw rugs are washable.

Other crazy people talk to me…..it’s ok because I speak their language. Or is it just the voices in my head?You keep on talking, but you can’t come in really there isn’t much room left in there.

sometimes my kids speak to me too much

Why would someone take on a dysfunctional kid that his sibling cut off? Could be a martyr complex.