Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 24, 2015

It seems to me Spork is an even-worse live-in nephew than Will Smith.

Are you bad?

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SusanSunshineoops… Sorry Sue.

Tony…. I’m not bad…. but some people think I’m bad….

If you do see Bev….hide me!

Um…. Bev….my dear old friend…

I mean… not old… just…. um…. my dear long-time friend….

I would never ever complain to one client about another client….

especially if I thought that client would go and blab to ano… wait…that’s not the point…

I mean, I would never.

And I never complain about doing pedis on your gargantuan .. I mean…. your dainty feet…

Please don’t read anything into that $4.73 surcharge for extra polish….I mean, I would have to charge anybody that much extra if she …I mean, if the polish bucket ran out….for whatever reason.

BevI did NOT say your feet were “ample sized” I only complained that Susan used up a whole bottle of Mysterious Mauve on you and there wasn’t enough for me!The words Bev’s feet were never uttered.And I’ve changed my name to Rose, I realize you have been gone for ever and Susan had to hunt for the “question” without any directions at all, but we do NOT gossip about those who are missing!

TonyYou better believe I’m Bad! Especially when we are having a meeting of the Tea and Crochet Club, against uh with those Hussies over at the Crustwood Roller Rink and Horse Stables!

I may not be bad, but the bad don’t mess with me.

I’m bad, I’m nation-wide.

I’m bad to the bone.

Make that b-b-b-b-bad to the bone.