Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for November 21, 2015

You need to stop inserting your foot into your mouth, lad.

Well, I’m not sure why anything is anywhere. Or why my house seems to have everything everywhere, but anything i need right now could be anywhere.. Or sometimes nowhere to be found.

But one thing is back where it belongs. .I mean, of course, one person is back where she belongs…that is, Bev is back on the job here at Daddy’s Home.

@bevIf a thing isn’t someplace then how can it be a thing at all?

Tony and the nowhere BevEverywhere covers a lot of territory bub,Factor in the fact it could be anywhere, and everywhere is somewhere, then where is it?

Rose. .. well, one problem is that any time anything is anywhere, something else has to go somewhere else, so that soon, everything is everywhere…And then anything you could once easily find somewhere is thus nowhere where anyone knows. Everyone everywhere is somehow affected when everything is displaced.

Because it’s there is sufficient for me.

Because anywhere is better than any who!

Everything is everywhere because whatever you want is in the last place you look.

Depends. What time is it?

@Tony I don’t know, I’m not here, I’m not anywhere.

If its not there then it has to be here but I still cant find it. It all sounds kinda all timey wimey to me.

@Tony“Why is anything anywhere?”

Not sure, “How long is a piece of string?”or“How high is up?”or“How far can you walk into the woods?”Okay, I know everyone has the answer to this silly question…

And why can’t I remember where I put it?