Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 08, 2016

A faux pas indeed.

unemployment check? they have something like that?

His hair looks like it was scared straight.

Thumps on panel above

Ask Bev where the QOTD is. I’d get it myself but I’ve been drinking so I can’t drive.

I don’t know how Spork would ever get an unemployment check…

You have to have a job before you can lose it.

By way of explanation to those of you not in the US…Unemployment isn’t like welfare…It’s “Unemployment Insurance.”It’s for people thrown out of work, and not because they were fired.They and their employers have been required all along to contribute to the system, via payroll deduction.

Spork’s naps and video games are NOT considered contributions.

As for MY work….can’t you see how hard I work trying to keep Bev out of trouble?

But…. as Rose would be delighted to tell you…it obviously doesn’t work.

@Tony: For the last few years I’ve been a remittance man.

I seem to remember work. It was kinda phun until it changed me into a cranky old phart.

@TonyWhere do I work?Inside the house, keeping it tidy, knitting, cross stitch, tending my indoor plant garden, dealing with a moderately psychotic Siamese cat, and keeping my hubby healthy

I work in the admin building.

I didn’t know you could draw unemployment unless you have worked at least 6 quarters……….has he had a job we didn’t know about?

@Tony“Where do you work?”I work on a Vogon Constructor Fleet. And here’s what to do if you ever want to get a lift: forget it.

@Tony

About four miles from here.

I’m retired

Dr. Gillian Taylor: Don’t tell me! You’re from outer space.

Kirk: No, I’m from Iowa. I only work in outer space.

Tony, someone really needs to talk to you about your foul language. You know darned well that word is foulest of the four letter ones. Shame on you!

QOTD: Right now I am spending the majority of my time taking care of my parents, and bettering myself.

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