Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 22, 2016

@TonyDon’t know where my kids are……..and I like it!

Hmmmm ….. looks like I’m up again…Bev is gonna have a lot of questions to go get when she gets back…

I don’t do this every day, you know…. well…. sometimes I do….. but I only if I get to whine about it…..

Anyway…. I thought Tony’s question would be “Do you know where your kids are?”Looks like Rose thought so too.

But it’s not.Tony’s actual question is “Lawyers. Am I right?”

Well, I would answer that with an old joke….

“Q:What do you call it when seven lawyers are standing in mud up to their chins?A: Not enough mud.”

But I have a friend who’s a lawyer, and she’s very nice, and works hard for the disabled, for less money than she could make elsewhere….so I can’t tell that joke any more.

So I’m sure you’ll understand if I don’t tell it here…. right?

What if I said my kids were in law school?

cdward… I’d say it’s a good thing I didn’t tell that joke… right?

Depends on which Lawyers you are talking about!!! The Scum Suckers or the Criminal ones? Some are good and some are paid liars!!! Uh! depending on the case!

Oh! P.S. Most politicians are former lawyers, not all

Yes you are right. But, if everybody was not so damned ready to sue for any and everything we probably wouldn’t have so many.

lawyers ick

I am an attorney. I explain to my friends (both of them) that 98% of the attorneys make the rest of us look bad.

All my children are fuzzy have four legs and a tail and are right in this room with me. :)

Al of my kids, grandkids and great-grand kids live out of the state. I have no idea what any of them are doing.

None of my kids are lawyers so it’s fine with me, Susan, if you decide to tell your joke. There are good and bad lawyers just like every other profession. My bonus son could have been a lawyer though, he was always good at arguing his point.

Gosh, thanks, QuietStorm… I’ll give that some thought. It’s an old joke, though… maybe too many people have already heard it.Someplace.

I don’t have any family members who are attorneys…

All my family members have honest jobs!

Too much annoying “lawyer talk” — am I right?

Just mentioning a “lawyer” or “attorney” is annoying!

Except for Perry Mason or Matlock…

I don’t think TV stations have done that since the 1950s.