Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 01, 2016

Gotta loathe cousin quarreling.

@BevMore like #TwitWars.

Tony….It’s OK….Just bring us back some nice ravioli, OK?Maybe a pizza…. with anchovies, of course….Ooh…. no, I know…some trenette al pesto.A big bowlful.

Then we’ll forgive you.

Well – they are sharing the same brain, aren’t they?

Oh my. What a …. um … er …. what’s the word I’m looking for?

You don’t imply that “tigressy” isn’t my real name, do you?And yes; I have other avatar(s) and nicks, too.

@TonyHave a wonderful trip, Tony, and bring us back some bifteck alla Fiorentina and canolli

When I was in my teens I was called “The Mouse” because I was so shy. I’m still “Tante Maus” to some of my older friend’s children.

Nope, just the one.

To Tony,

Have a blast and take care. Many trouble spots in Europe right now.

Let’s all sing like the birdbrains sing…

Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet!

Do you have a code name? (Other than your screen name.)

Yes, but if I reveal it here, it wouldn’t be a code name anymore, would it?

Yes, I am Sue-Sue to my grandkids, although Sue is not my name (long story). And about my screen name: my husband gave it to me. He says it’s short for Beelzebub, chief of the devils. I’m sure he means it in the nicest way. He really is the sweetest man alive, no joke.