Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 24, 2016

That was funny!

I’m thinking Spork is approaching 20…and, with a 10-year-old kid, Peter might still be on the sunny side of 40.

So if Spork thinks 38 is near death, he’s predicting a short life for himself, as well.

And it looks like he may be right.

Meanwhile Tony is asking….“Do you?”

What?Fear death?Nah.

Though sometimes it’s weird to ponder the inevitability of it…

QOTD: Don’t fear death. What was it Peter said in Hook? “To Die would be a grand adventure.”

Spork plans to stay until Peter looks like a prune?!?That would be the first case a suicide attempt wouldn’t send you straight to the closed ward.Or to death row for murder, for that matter…

No, it is part of life! One dies, one is born, life goes on.

No. It’s all on the wheel…..

A little prayer for the people of Italy who just got rocked by a powerful earthquake. I hope Tony’s relatives are alright.

spork you are on the same path also…………he who has no one who wants him.

@Tony:“Yea, though I walk in the shadow of the Valley of Death, I shall fear no evil…for I am the toughest cuss in the Valley!” ;o) But never fear — here is today’s…Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:Do you find it hard getting old?

Once you get to a certain age, death comes as a friend.

Tony: Sometimes it is difficult, especially when things don’t work the way they used to. Things like: knees, back, neck, eyes, legs, hips, etc.However, there is a lovely serenity to aging. One doesn’t pay such close attention to things like fashion, the ‘in’ crowd, and what everyone thinks of you!

QOTD #2: Getting old is easy, it’s aging that’s the hard part.

Yes and yes! My heart tells me I’m still young, my mind tells me I am walking down the other side of that hill, sigh!

And the great Bette Davis said: “Growing old ain’t for sissies”.

I want to be shot in bed with his wife by a jealous young husband when I am 99 years old…

@Tony“Do you?”Do I what?