Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 24, 2016

I usually put my pants before I invite company in.

Usually

Whoa…. Tony’s question is also “Have you seen my pants?”

I’m sensing a trend here.

Next time I see either of you, those pants had better be right where pants belong…..

That is to say, covering up what pants are meant to cover up.

Do you get my drift?

I mean…. I’m no kinda prude……

but one of you is 10 years old…..

and the other, I don’t know that well.

Wear pants.

Tony, the last time I seen your pants, they were on your wife!!! LOL!!!

“Have you seen my pants?”

Sorry dude. You live in the big city. Not a fan of big cities.

@TonyI have no clue where your pants are. Do I look like your wife or something?

Well, last time I had them on , , ,

I’m not wearing any pants, either.

No, but I always know where mine are and, yes, I’m wearing them I don’t leave home without them.

You should go for gelato instead in preparation for your trip!

LOL! I just watched “The Lego Movie” last night! Their favorite show is -“Have you seen my Paaaaants”?!

oh how stupid this is

Remember National No Pants Day is the first Friday in May.